Go to College, Get an Education, Stay Illiterate.

Since becoming an unemployed older with no sugar daddy in sight, I have decided to go to school. Yeah, you know the online stuff. I first decided to go to ITT, whoah big mistake. Not long after starting the Feds raided the President's house looking for evidence of scams involving the US Military grants. Shit, I knew something like this would happen. So I decided to go to another more reputable school. Where I would be happy but for one thing; students who not only cannot write coherently, but do not know the difference between to, two and too. Or their, they're or there. Drives me freaking bonkers!  How can someone go to an online school without even knowing where the fucking spell check button is. I know there are people who are not good at spelling, but damn it you lazy bastards learn how to spell check. Here is one example;
"You did reel good on yur asinment. i wishj i cuold do as good liiike you. my scoolwork can be bettter if i onlyu tryd."
Now what the hell! I thought I was in the military trying to break the code from the enemy. "Dog barks at midnight. Mother Goose rendezvous at port."  Now I really do not care how shitty the writing is, but I have to answer these guys in my discussions. I have tried to tell them they can't spell worth a shit but I don't think they understand the code.

Not your typical old woman,
Ettarose