How Much is That Doggy in the Window?

Okay, so I have not been posting in like.... two hundred years. I know some of you wondered about me and those some of you have shown what awesome people you be. The rest of you, well I don't blame you for out of sight is out of mind, although in my case it is out of your mind. Ha ha. I still am not working, who da thunk? Yeah no one wants me, well except the work at home jobs where you can make thousands of dollars for three hours work. I know sounds good don't it? I am really surprised at all the unemployment with these kind of jobs floating around. Maybe there will be room for Bullock Baloney when he finishes his one and only term as our very own stool pusher, what do you think?
I have to say staying at home all this time has changed me my friends. I am much fatter and older and wiser if only because I am working toward a BS in business. I now look very much like a Sharpei and I don't stray (stray, hah I said stray) too far away from the family when we are out. Someone will call the dog pound and I for one do not want someone staring at me through the glass of a pet store asking how much is that doggy in the window. In the old days I was afraid of going to the beach, afraid someone would call PETA thinking I was a beached whale. Now with all the new wrinkles I am a Sharpei. I wonder what I will be next?