The big news right now is the anniversary of the boy scouts. Yes, 100 rip roaring years of fun ways to learn new skills. I am sure a good percentage of the leaders are excited at the prospect of 46,000 young men all crammed together in little tents while they stand watch over the condoms water balloons being filled for the next days “wet t-shirt” contest.
The celebration is to be held in Virginia at Fort AP Hill Army base, as it has been for the last 20 to life. The scouts will be learning the art of “sodomy” and fellatio as well as the fine art of the "reach around." There will be an oyster dinner and for those smaller ones there will be hot dogs and some good Mike's Hard Lemonade. Included in this years festivities is a surprise guest singer and a trip to a real bar. I hear the boys are not allowed to drink though, they are just getting a quick lesson in pushing in stools.

Another favorite is when the guys are taught how to three way conference call, and demonstrate that skill with a long cuddly talk with the Vatican. Gomer Pyle will close the event by singing the theme from the hit movie 'Brokeback Mountain.
There is sure to be fun had by all.