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Well, I guess I will dig my heels in and pull, pull my head out of my ass. If you hear a big popping sound it is just the vacuum left after vacating the South hole. This has been a very hectic time for my family and I thought about stopping this silly blog for a while, but I am not going to. No, I thought I would do the removal process and just keep plugging along. There has been illness after illness and soccer tournaments and now wrestling and all sorts of things that everyone else goes through, and I have had enough. So I refuse to take it anymore. I am going back to being the sweet bitch I know how to be and let me tell you at this time of year there is more and more reason to sweeten up.
One thing I found out is that my children's teacher is on a calendar. I was shocked to say the least. I see her all the time at school and I am sorry, but I get a mental picture and I just shudder. Is that a good thing? I mean about her being on a calendar? I hope the kids do not want to get her a gift because what do you get someone when you know this about her?
I know, I will get her a McDonalds gift certificate. Several of them.
Speaking of calendars I am trying to lose weight. I have not said anything because there is nothing worse than telling people you are on a diet when they mention you look a little heavier. I am having problems though. I cannot seem to find a diet that will do the best for me. Exercise is out of the question because, let’s face it. That shit just is not any fun. So I am on the look out for a diet where I can eat right while sitting on my ass. If anyone knows of any let me know. Short of shoving the food directly up my ass I cannot think of anything. I do know if I do not get some of the side meat to go away my husband may just grab the can of Crisco and go for a new spot. Of course I can always go model for calendars right?
11 comments:
I'm glad you're not stopping your blog. I think around this time of year, everyon eis so busy that a lot of people have been saying they they were thinking about closing down their blogs. No one has & I'm glad.
I know how you feel about diet & exercise. I hate it too. I could probably lose about 60 or so pounds myself. If I hear about any way to eat & lose weight, I will let you know! (((HUGS)))
Hey, ettarose. As that great philosopher Billie Joel once said: "Don't go changing, to try and please me...I love you just the way you are". And I'm glad you're sticking with the blog, because where would we be without you? I love dropping by each week and would severely miss your distinct take on life. Hang in there.
Great.
Now I want a Big Mac.
I'm glad you're still with us, eating your way to a photo shoot.
I think I will stick to the fireman calendars. ;-)
What an interesting hobby for that teacher....
try the rabid raccoon diet. thats where you chain a rabid raccoon to your refrigerator door and you can have something to eat from the fridge only if you can get past the rabid raccoon.
Okay the calender made me cringe. That would be a good one for Craption Wednesday. Just saying.
Diet and exercise go together. Even if you just walk everyday. Sorry, I don't like it either, but you have to keep moving.
I'm glad that you aren't quitting blogging. I wouldn't like that one bit.
Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)
One of my friends just did stop blogging, so don't you desert me too! I haven't been able to come around much - hectic for us too. I'm looking forward to a more settled 2010, so I wish you the same.
PS, walking does it for me. Take your camera with you, use it as an excuse.
Collette, I swear I am going to keep on blogging, but part of that is going out and seeing my friends. I spend so much time job hunting and time seems so short.
nonamedufus, you are so very sweet . I would very very much miss you.
moooooog, you remembered!
Reffie, I think about this picture every time I see her at school. I think I lost, like two ounces!
Nooter, that reminds me of Coyote ugly. I would so lose weight.
Sandee, I knew there was no easy way to do it. But that means I have to leave my computer.
A. there seems to be a lot going on for everyone. I hope 2010 is less stressful. I am trying to get out more than before and I watch what I eat. Not fun, but has to be done.
Yummy!! That's the kinda woman that should be thrown overboard, see if she floats, then go on Jerry Springer --- Nevertheless, meet me Upstairs in the Great Beyond for a celebration of our resurrection where we'll have a kick-ass party till well after sundown. God bless... Let's hope she slims down before croakin-time.
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