Tuesday Trolling

It is Tuessday and time for me to share all the goodies  have found on  the internet. Today I found some very weird stories that are sure to make you say WTF?!?!?!?!? I also have a few funny quotes and the weirdest shoes I have ever seen in my life. I hope I can entertain you if only for a few minutes. Have fun!


Chutzpah!: Mallory Ewart, 18, kindly organized a charity car wash on
behalf of the family of a man killed in a hit-and-run collision in
Vancouver, Wash. She raised hundreds of dollars. She presented some of
it to the family. According to police, she siphoned off $500, herself,
in order to post bail for her boyfriend — who is the driver accused of
the hit-and-run. The Columbian

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Asheville, N.C., physician Earl Sunderhaus is in trouble, though he was
only doing his part to reduce the obesity epidemic. A patient reported
him to the state medical board because he told her she was too [and apparently this is the technical term Sunderhaus used]
"fat" to have another kid, and that made her feel bad. (Also, he told
her she needed to get a job before getting pregnant again, instead of
raising another child from the taxpayers' trough.) Citizen-Times (Asheville)

You laugh because I'm different...........

I laugh cause I just farted!

"A man whose bowel was damaged in a motorcycle crash has been fitted
with a bionic bottom that enables him to go to the toilet using a
remote control," writes London's Daily Mail. The remote acts as a sphincter, opening and closing by sensor. (But, asks an NOTW Board Member, what if the remote falls into the wrong hands? Plus, he asks, can't they make a remote that'll just scratch your butt?) Daily Telegraph

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Chicago firefighter-turned-arsonist Jeffrey "Matches" Boyle (so nicknamed by Chicago Tribune
columnist John Kass), who was sentenced to six years in prison in 2006
(served less than two) after pleading guilty to setting eight fires,
was officially approved for his $50,000/year pension from the Chicago
Fire Dept. Cook County Judge LeRoy Martin Jr. (euphemistically referred
to as a "veteran" of "Chicago politics") concluded that Matches was off
the clock when he set the fires. Chicago Tribune

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. 

James Condren, 44, was brought to court in the Sydney suburb of
Sutherland, to answer charges that he had called in bomb threats the
day before to 10 different schools. Naturally, what's the first thing
Condren did when he got to court? Yell "Bomb in the courthouse!"
Cleared the room. Daily Telegraph (Sydney)

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. 

Cool bedroom slippers!