Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Tuesday Trolling



The weeks are zooming by. I can't believe it is Tuesday again. Before you know it taxes will be due. I did a lttle look see on the old puter to see what I could see and again I believe I found some goodies. I have a couple of pictures that will make you cringe, some you may laugh and some things about whatever you may not know. Just a few silly moments to make your day sizzle. Enjoy


How about some sports pictures?


Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.


 

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
most often stolen from public libraries.
 
 

Weatherman Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald.

 


Now, if your stomach has settled down, I want you to see what I have found Nooter.


Nooter, those pesky birds and squirrels won't have a chance with this handy dandy spy window.





For Reffie I found a way she can bike to her hearts content and have sparkling purified water at the same time.

Yes Reforming geek as you pedal your ass off, so shall you purify water. I want Don to have one also.

I have something for Quirkyloon also. Quirkster, I know you'll love this.



 That's right! A zombie infested wedding cake. (If you don't plan on remarrying use it for the vow renewals.)


The last thing I want to show you made me think of moooooog. But I know he would abuse it if he used one of these. He is like that you know.


A hands free urinal.


Dufus, if you ever get to Wyoming, you will need this wind sock.

The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in
the USA."

I may not have found everyone something, but I am sure I will. Stay tuned.


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12 comments:

Collette November 10, 2009 6:43 AM  

Oh Ettarose, these are wonderful! You have definitely captured the personality of these wonderful people. I will be waiting to see what else you can find! (((HUGS)))

Stephanie B November 10, 2009 7:19 AM  

I doubt the veracity of the spacesuit comment (probably because I worked EVA for eight years). Passing gas is only uncomfortable for someone trapped in the environment for 8+ hours (and inevitable if you drop the body's pressure down to <4 psia).

Vomiting in the suit, however, is potentially deadly. Don't do it.

Don November 10, 2009 7:35 AM  

Well, I was hoping for a Harley, but at least I didn't get a dislocated elbow. I'll take it...along with a matching purse of course.

Moooooog35 November 10, 2009 7:53 AM  

Hands-free urinal?

Using your hands is half the fun!

Perhaps I need a different hobby.

ReformingGeek November 10, 2009 9:08 AM  

LOL and OUCH on those photos!

I love the hands-free urinal and of course my new bike is precious. I can't wait to try it out. Wait. Is that vitamin water?

I'm not sure I want to sample any of Quirky's cake. More for her. Hehe.

Quirkyloon November 10, 2009 10:08 AM  

Nomnomnomnomnomnom!

Thank-you Etta! The cake is most delish!

And I can't think of any other cake (even cheesecake) I would rather nomnomnomnom on!

nonamedufus November 10, 2009 11:26 AM  

Hahaha - Love the wind-meter. Thanks for the shout out and the link (no pun intended).

Oh and that football guy? That's not an injury. They call him a talented 2-way player because he can play offence and defence equally well..

Nooter November 10, 2009 11:51 AM  

(ping)


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"captain to torpedo room. enemy nest sighted, fire all torpedoes"

(ping)


(ping)

Joanne November 10, 2009 12:08 PM  

OMG to the pictures - can the human body do these things - no I don't want to know.

Ohhh Quirkster I would love to see you use that cake for vow renewal!!!

Me-Me King November 10, 2009 12:38 PM  

Ouch! I can't get past the 2 photos where appendages are turned the wrong way. Man, that's gotta hurt!

Sandee November 10, 2009 12:56 PM  

I just love how your mind works. It makes me chuckle. I can just see you snickering about these photographs. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. Lots of magic hugs. :)

Danica November 11, 2009 5:32 PM  

Isn't the human body amazing? It creates wonderful inventions and breaks down in some of the most amazing ways.
Weight lifting meets dancing the "Egyptian" in the 80's. Ouch.

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