Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Injustice Done To All Those Poor Bank CEO's


November is the month that humorbloggers.com chose to fight injustice. Why, because no one else cares.  Here then is my take on injustice.

The inhumanity of it all. This post is about the injustice the poor  CEO’s have had to endure from  their peers. I mean really, they just took a few people for a ride. I am sure they did not really need all their money right? I mean these guys worked so hard at being a CEO. They had to go to important meetings all the time. I mean how sad that they actually had to fly the company jet to get to the Bahamas. I say this is more than injustice. It’s a downright travesty. The fact that they were not given their own jets is down right wrong.

Let us not forget how American they really are by supporting our football teams. They only fly to the super bowl to show how they support our sports players. Who cares about the cost? They have worked hard at all those meetings. Mr. Hermance formerly from Hudson City Bancorp Inc. actually had to take a cut in pay! How is that for injustice. He went from a measly $9.2 million annually to a paltry $1.9 went he stepped down as CEO. I’ll tell you, if that is all they paid him then it is no wonder he stepped down. Who wouldn’t?

I on the other hand have it so much better. I am sure you do too. I drive my very own Chevy Impala everywhere I go. Forget the crappy company owned jets. I own my own car!  I do not have to put up with stupid business meetings in Aspen, or Scotland. They are a bunch of poor misguided fools.


Can you see my tears?




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7 comments:

Moooooog35 November 5, 2009 7:28 AM  

Jealousy is unbecoming of you.

Me-Me King November 5, 2009 10:17 AM  

After only 16 months of service, what did the CEO of my bank get? A 16 million dollar golden parachute.

What did I get after 7 years of service? Nothing but devalued stock.

Where's the justice?

surveygirl46 November 5, 2009 10:43 AM  

I am so glad someone FINALLY understands the plight of the poor unfortunate RICH...(There's a reason the Howell's stayed on their island...)

nonamedufus November 5, 2009 10:57 AM  

Um, ah, when's the next fancy, corporate jet flying to the Superbowl? Do you think you can put in a good word for me? Or we could go in your Impala.

Sandee November 5, 2009 11:03 AM  

Bwahahahahahasha. I'm glad you have your Impala. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Have a terrific day. :)

CatLadyLarew November 5, 2009 12:17 PM  

I heard today that those poor suckers on Wall Street just scored a huge shipment of H1N1 inoculations. Man... they have it rough, don't they? Now they have to get stuck with needles, while poor children get to walk away without getting poked!

Once again, they're poking it to the little people.

ettarose November 6, 2009 12:02 AM  

moooooog, I am jealous of everything, even you!

Me-Me King, I hear you. All I got was a faux plastic check holder and a pen that had no ink in it.

surveygirl46, Look around at all the injustices many have to go through. I am here to tell their story.

noname, I'll pick you up. I am warning you, there is no air conditioning in my Impala. I do have some awesome tunes on CD's though.

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