Thursday, November 12, 2009

Deer 0, Lawn Ornament Won

This is one of those stories that you read about on Ripley's Believe it or not. I read a newspaper article and had to laugh. It makes me realize how silly the male species is. Is a booty call worth your life? I guess since he is what's for dinner, this family thinks it is. A 7 point buck was love struck and struck out when he tried sparring with a 640 pound concrete lawn ornament last week in Viroqua, Wis.



When Mark Brye woke early he never expected to see his concrete elk lying on it's side in his back yard, and says he knew exactly what had happened when he saw it.
Mr Brye did not even realize the full extent of the fight and who lost until he spotted the dead attacker twenty feet away. "The deer shattered his skull," he said and his antlers were just hanging there. The lawn ornament did survive, although it too lost it's antlers in the attack. Mr Brye said he may try to glue the antlers back on his elk, and is even thinking of attaching the deer's antlers on the elk.
Needless to say, deer...... it's what's for dinner.


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10 comments:

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings November 12, 2009 3:32 AM  

Is a booty call worth your life? Only a woman would bother asking that question.

Skye November 12, 2009 6:54 AM  

That must have been a very life-like statue to have been able to fool a deer into thinking it was a rival. Poor bastard!

Moooooog35 November 12, 2009 8:07 AM  

Wow. Someone with a fake concrete deer on his lawn in Wisconsin.

Shocking.

ReformingGeek November 12, 2009 9:15 AM  

Ouch! What a way to go.

Chili anyone?

Don November 12, 2009 9:19 AM  

That settles it! Any animal worth eating deserves to be eaten and turned to shit because it's that stupid.

Sandee November 12, 2009 9:49 AM  

Good grief. I knew that guys would do most anything for some trim, but good grief. Just saying.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)

nonamedufus November 12, 2009 10:20 AM  

Concrete elk...the other white meat.

Unfinished Rambler November 12, 2009 11:25 AM  

That is sick and twisted and funny.

Carl Vine November 12, 2009 8:28 PM  

That happened to me once.

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