Monday, October 5, 2009

Chelle Offends Me!

This is the start of the week of roasting Chelle and The Crotchety Old Man of Humor Blogger dot com fame. These blogs are not to be missed. They are nonmaedufus, Kirsten of The SoccerMom files, and the ever not so geeky Reforminggeek.



"Ohh Chelle you are so wonderful." "Chelle you are so smart," "no one but Chelle could do that." I tell you some of you have such a huge case of Chelle worship and it has to stop! For God's sakes people, she has her own MEXICAN. Now you know that shit is illegal. Don't try to tell me he is documented because I do not believe it. Just look at him! He even mixes her drinks for crying out loud! 




Not only that but seriously, does this look like the Taco Bell dog?



I think he got that dog so he could give Chelle all his Tacos!
Then there is the monster truck she drives. She will not let anyone near it. She will kick some serious ass!


Chelle is going to get a swelled head from all the slobbering everyone does over her. WTF? Just because she is a mad genius with computers you think she is a goddess or something.

Pretty soon she will not fit through the front door of the super fabulous site HBDC.

Seriously folks, I do love her to pieces and wish her all the luck in the world with everything.
To see what I am talking about make sure you check her out. She is a wonderfully funny and outrageous blogger who will slap you right between the eyes with her humor. That's my Chelle.

Crotchety will be here on Wednesday.


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9 comments:

CatLadyLarew October 5, 2009 7:59 AM  

Guess I'll head on over to Chelle's place for a little Mexican later....

nonamedufus October 5, 2009 8:10 AM  

That woman really needs to come out of her shell! (Shell/Chelle, get it?) OK, OK. Nicely done ettarose.

ReformingGeek October 5, 2009 8:41 AM  

Good job, etta! I will be careful not to touch her truck, or Jesus, or her taco dog, although I think my cat cold take it in one gulp.

;-)

dana October 5, 2009 9:47 AM  

Like I always said, Chelle gets chosen a lot. Could it have anything to do with being the head honcho? Or is it due to jesus....

Me-Me King October 5, 2009 12:51 PM  

Wow, Ettta! This is great! I must get myself a Mexican to mix my drinks.

The Offended Blogger October 5, 2009 3:18 PM  

Nice roast but I have to say that you got it a bit wrong. The politically correct term is "undocumented taco slinger" not illegal Mexican!

Don't make me call Bernie. ;)

Deb October 5, 2009 6:48 PM  

That freakin' Chelle is everywhere today! I heard Jesus is writing a book about her and her offensive ways. That ought to knock her down a few pegs.

Don October 6, 2009 12:34 PM  

Nice job. Chelle's a tough lady. She can handle anything I'm sure. Even tacos and Brazilian wax jobs.

Jen October 7, 2009 9:21 PM  

Chelle rocks! And she scares me a little bit.

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