Suck My Nerve!

Whoa Teabiscuit, I have had so much fun this past week with bed spins and eye jerks. It brought back memories of my partying days when the bed was like a ride at the fair. The Topsy Turvy or whatever that ride
was called. All my friends lied to me and said if I put me leg on the floor the spinning would stop. WRONG! The only thing that did was give one leg a head start to go pray to the porcelain God!

I just knew I had an inner ear infection but no says the Doctor, it's just nerves. I am so sick of being told my problems are just my nerves. Why don't you just suck my nerve Doc? IBS, it's just your nerves, acid reflux, nah nerves. You would think I was nothing more than a "nervous nelly" when really I can be the biggest bitch ever. It is not like me to hold back when I am upset with someone or something.
Just ask the old women at Wal mart.

I know I should not have said anything but I was weaving all over the store trying to catch up to my family and when I ziggedshe zagged. She just pissed me off. So I got up beside her and told her she needed to go to the Pharmacy, they had a huge condom sale going on. I did not want to see her produce any more like her. I know that was rude right? I should have pointed her to the Geritol aisle so she could hurry her shit up......