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Happy 4th! Happy Independence day, happy day. Happy, happy. Well for those of you from the United States this is the day we celebrate independence from British rule. No offense to the British but you are a somewhat stuffy lot, what with your funny pronunciations and the way you drink tea with your pinkie finger extended. Everything British is not bad I will say. I have some funny funny friends who are from across the big pond and even though they talk funny I still love them. Did you know how many things were invented by the British? I was somewhat surprised, here I thought they spent their time drinking tea talking about "bloody wanking" or something. No they invented these useful things;
Tin cans
Corkscrews
Gas masks
Lawn Mower
Light bulbs
Power Loom
Puckle gun
Penny farthing
Rubber Masticator
Shrapnel
Toilet paper
Viagra
These are but a few of the clever inventions from the British. They are a clever bunch are they not? Remember the next time you wipe your ass and have prolonged sex you can thank the Brits for it! I love you guys. Here is my 4th of July picture to all my friends no matter where they hail from.
8 comments:
Whoa, now that pic of you is much more like it. THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH!!!
i like christmas better, think 'silent night'...
Happy Independence Day to you too! Eat well, stay cool, and play fair...
Thank you..... I think. :)
Hi Etta, I am in Greenville, Home of the ECU PIRATES.I know where Bullock is.
Is it the 4th of July again already? Time flies. Seems like only yesterday it was the 4th of July.
Sorry. Didn't read the title of your post. You were talking to you friends. I feel so silly to have butted in. I should be so lucky.
FishHawk, we both wish!
Nooter, I know how it is. My pooch tries to dig under his doghouse.
Don, happy fourth. I hope yours was great.
A. Love you!
Donna, I know where Greenville is. Say hey to the folks there.
Relax Max, friends? What is that? Do you have any? I wish I did.
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