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I stayed up all night because I obviously have nothing better to do, actually when insomnia comes calling you may as well get up and keep it company. Of course the television had to stay up too. Damned if I want to be completely alone. Well anyways watching the boob tube really got me to wondering how folks in the old days did anything without help. I mean like going going to the bathroom for one thing, or eating fruit because God knows everyone needs fruit but why eat it? We have yogurt with microbes in it to make us shit, we have water with fruit in it so we do not actually have to eat it. How did our ancestors deal with hemorrhoids for crying out loud? I don't think they exploded and remember they used corn cobs for toilet paper! There are even bands you wrap around your gut that exercises the muscles because we are too lazy to actually get up and walk. We have cream to put on our asses and if that isn't bad enough people use the same cream on their face!
We have scooters to sit our two ton asses on to grocery shop because we are too fucking fat to actually walk. Hell we even have sidewalks to get us to our plane so we do not have to waste precious energy by walking. North Carolina has an Aquarium with a moving sidewalk so you can just stand and watch the fish without having to spend any energy. We have microwaves so we do not have to cook real food, when we do use our ovens they clean themselves so we do not have to bend over and use elbow grease. Virtual pets save time and keep us from actually having to walk an animal, or feed it unless you feed it pretend food. Yes we are an obese nation, I wonder why?
12 comments:
Hell yeah! Oh wait, you are opposed to these things? Now I'm confused. Although it does explain why my face smells like ass.
I'd hit it.
Well, I have been after you to post some pics of yourself, but did you have to pick that one? Yeah, I'm never satisfied.
And you use to have all that pretty red hair. I'm sorry sorry, Sweetie!
Ha!
We go to restaurants where people bring us food. What is wrong with this society?
Just think of the cheese between those rolls. I'm on a diet just thinking about it.
Is that Darth Vader? He has cheeks like a chipmonk now. That guy has gone to pot.
No, the t-shirt, butt munch. :)
Sad but true. It is just another way that man through technology and the desire for conveniences has pushed the self-destruct button.
I was in New York City last week and was amazed at how much walking and running people did. I was thinking...these people should all be fit...but they are not. Then I started to make note of the number of Star Bucks and food stops on every street and it made sense. They ate as much if not more than they moved.
Our bodies do not need to be over fed or put on diets. It is ones mind that has the issue and needs the makeover!
You got me thinking (not an easy thing for me to do; I'd appreciate some help with that). We have gadgets to help us prepare food, wash dishes, walk ... whatever, but is there anything to help us eat? There should be robots for that. It seems like such a waste of perfectly good calories to have to exercise our arms and hands by manually moving our food from our plates to our mouths and then exercise our jaws by chewing the food.
(P.S.: I have two robotic vacuum cleaners. One is for upstairs; one is for downstairs. Now I need a robotic vacuum cleaner that will do the stairs because the dust is piling really high on them.)
I'd still do her.
Woops...just noticed CB's comment.
CB, you get top fold, I'll get middle.
As long as we don't cross swords, this should still work out.
It never ceases to amaze me that tonnage women always dress to impress.....uh....
I'm so NOT in the blogging spirit anymore. Then I dropped in at humorbloggers and discovered I'm not one of the klan anymore. Where do I turn in my funny button?
DouglasDyer, Yeah, I am just thinking our ancestors were not fat, I guess cuz they had to actually do something to get food.
CB.Jones, If you would hit THAT I could be a millionaire selling MY ass!
FishHawk, Hey you asked for it. You know that old saying "be careful what you ask for, you may just get it." Hahahahahahahahahaha
ReformingGeek, Ain't it a shame? I should be a runner like you. I do run you know, to the dinner table! Hah!
Kathcom, it's pictures like this that give me self esteem. I am really not fat after all. With her, a can of Crisco would give a guy a different piece every night for a month!
Max, I don't blame you for looking at the shirt. It is the most non- threatening thing in that pic.
Dorothy L. I c ould not agree more. I think we eat because it is there.
Joel, I am sure there are roobots to do that very thing, we just can't afford them.
moooooog, that ass is so big you and CB could do her and would never know the other one was there.
dana, I notice most of the Rhino's I see do not give a damn how they look. They wear skin tight shirts and pants that make me wonder if they ever get them off. HBDC has always had the rule that you must log in at least once every two weeks or you were banned. They have lost a few because of not logging in.
Oh god girl, you tell 'em! Back in the day they ate lots of fruits and veggies keeping themselves very regular and there were no pesticides and herbicides added to damn near every food product you can think of. Therefore people were much healthier all the way around! Not to mention the fact that they actually had to work for the food they ate, god forbid we should have to do that now! First grow it, then harvest it, followed by preserving it, too much work, much easier to just go to the store and grab a bag of chips. That's potatoes, therefore a veggie, isn't it?
Yeah right, not for me! I prefer to live the old way!
By-the-by my dear, I have a mission for you tucked away at my blog. I hope you come by and check it out, even if you don't actually accept it :)
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