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Well, he is dead. Michael Jackson will never thrill himself again. I am sad but at the same time I am loving the jokes going around. I am insensitive that way, and knowing you readers I think you are all a little insensitive also. So let's hear the latest funny.
Michael Jackson had so much plastic in him, they are going to melt him down and make LEGO blocks out of him. Now little boys can play with him!
Michael Jackson did not really die from cardiac arrest,he was in the children's ward having a stroke.
Paramedics at the scene say Michael never got his color back.
At the autopsy they found children's underwear tied around his upper arm. Not to worry it was a patch, he was trying to quit.
MJ's cardiac arrest was brought about when he found out Boyz2Men were a boy band and not a boy delivery service.
Have you heard any others?
Friday, June 26, 2009
Okay, Michael Jackson is dead, so let the fun begin!
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he had a heart attack because he heard walmart had kids pants 1/2 off.
One from Twitter:
I wonder if they took him to Children's Hospital?
And my own:
Now we'll never get to hear his cover of Elton John's tune, "Please Let Your Son Go Down on Me." Then again, Elton's such a whore for funerals, he'll probably sing it at the service.
Loved the "patch"! Poor Michael Jackson. Never again will he beat it, beat it.
I liked the "the stroke in the children's ward"; actually if you google his name there are some pretty funny song titles of his that you could easily tie into his debauchery...in wikipedia. LOL
Bwahahahahaha. You crack me up.
Have a terrific day and weekend. :)
Michael Jackson didn't die from cardiac arrest. He died from eating 12 year old nuts.
He died three days before his current nose reached the ripe young age of 8.
Michael Jackson and K-Mart have something in common. They both have little boys pants 1/2 off
OMG! No I haven't heard any others. Those are awful. I loved em!
No. No I haven't.
Why did you say you were sad? I didn't get that part.
But maybe he was an organ donor and Chastity can get his dick, eh? Weren't they married once? Who was that chick he kissed on tv that time to prove he was a real man? Brook Shields? Shit, I can't remember who she was. Oh, I know. That Presley freak. Liza. Loser. Lisa. Yeah, Lisa. What ever happened to her? Do you think she ever got the taste out of her mouth? And do you REALLY think Elton John will make up another version of Candle in the Wind to sing at Mikey's funeral? That would be cool. ::Max whines soulfully:: "Goodbye Billie Jean...Blowin' cub scouts in the wind... never knowin' who ta cling to, when the lawyers call..."
Hey. Don't be sad. The phantom of the opera is dead. Get over it.
Anonymous, good one. I will remember that.
kathcom, yours is the best yet. Make sure you claim that!
nonamedufus, poor Michael Jackson is right. He wasted his short life with drugs. Elvis all over again. Do you think Elvis is feeling Blue?
surveygirl46, I found a whole bunch of jokes on the internet. People do not wait for the blood to cool do they?
Sandee, glad to give you a laugh.
Famous in my other Life, oh shit that was funny. I did not know he had a nut allergy.
C.B. Jones, hah! I was trying to think of one about his nose. If that little raisin on his face could be called a nose.
Anonymous, keep em coming. Very funny.
dizzblnd, I knew there was someone like me out there. I loved them too.
Relax Max, sad because he was extremely talented and succumbed to drug use. I grew up watching him and yes I admit I loved his talent. That was yesterday though so the jokes can begin. I love the idea of Chastity getting his penis. Now THAT is funny. I liked the other Elton John song, Please let your son go down on me. Awesome to kathcom.
I don't have any jokes. I'm in mourning for Farrah. She seemed to have class. Jackson was just a circus freak. He sure was a talented freak though. Oh well.
Extremely talented? No, I was talking about Michael Jackson, not Elton John. I admit Elton is talented. Sorry your got me confused. And sorry as hell about your musical tastes in your childhood.
Who else did you think was talented when you were growing up? Tiny Tim?
Jimmy Carter?
Oh,Ettarose. Of COURSE he was talented! I'm just trying to over up my sadness and put a happy face on my despair.
I see Jesse Jackson has emerged as family spokesman making rash charges already. A chance to pimp some publicity. Where the hell was Jesse Jackson when Michael was ruining children's lives?
Where the hell IS everybody? Is this thing on?
Relax Max,Tiny Tim was talented. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Really I liked a lot of music you claim to like, so I guess my tastes are in line with yours. Jesse Jackson and the other fucking idiot Sharpton will never speak out against a faux black man no matter what he has done. Just say the word "noose" and see how fast they come running.
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