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Different strokes for different folks, whatever floats your boat, whatever turns you on, and any other sayings you have heard. I guess that is what makes the world go around, our differences am I right? I love looking at the goofiest news I can find because the news that is on every night is extremely stupid or depressing but most of the time is stupidly depressing. Watching our country being run by a Marxist is not funny so I find the things that just make me say WHAT THE FUCK! Not just a regular WTF can cover some of the weird shit I have read. If God is watching I think he should come down and start cleaning house. Here are a few things I have run across that make me shake my head in wonder.
Here is an awesome story ripped from the headlines;
White house dog photographed, Remains cute. Stupid asses, ya think?
How about these harrowing headlines;
Man pays fine with fake money! Ooooh that makes me shiver.
Or how about this jaw dropping news;
U.S Open fans heckle Tiger Woods. Is this the best you people can do? Post a news article out of this?
I love this one,
Women evicted for leaving Easter decorations up 17 days past the holiday! Someone needs a hard boiled egg enema.
Here is a fine example of our Government at work, them smart sons a bitches.
FBI files show wide "Deep Throat" investigation. They investigated the porn movie "Deep Throat" damn paranoid perverts!
Here is a good one. I am sure some of you will not agree with me on this, but $198 million? Really?
New Mexico breaks ground on commercial spaceport. This will be for those millionaires who pay to go for a little space ride.
I did not know Schwarzenegger smoked? Did you?
Schwarzenegger's Plane makes emergency landing-Smoking in the cockpit
Here is a real good one. I know I would be fooled NOT!
Man used Geek Squad badge to coerce sex Oh I love a man in thick glasses and a badge in his pocket protector!
I love knowing where my stimulus money is being spent, don't you?
U.S. Government funds $423,500 study of why men don't like to use condoms. I got news for them, all they had to do was go to HBDC and they could have bribed our men for a lot less. Hell, Spaz and Moooooog would have told for free.
I hope this one was not mine.
Lawyer wakes up in trash can after night of drinking. Yup, head first into his neighbor's trash can.
Here is a man who was really pissed off at his Dad. Nothing says Happy Father's day like selling the old man's ashes on eBay.
Man auctions Dad's ashes on eBay as revenge.
I could go on and on but I have found a couple hundred stupid asinine things people do and the asinine news that puts it all in the headlines. I will save some for another day.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Could you be in the news?
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I am definitely getting me one of those Geek Squad badges.
youre right, a cute dog isnt news...
its a regular everyday happenin' all around the world occurrence baby, yeah!
Well, when you don't have anything else to report on you have to just go for any stupid thing you can. It happens everyday too.
Have a terrific day. :)
We recently had a local news story and this was the gist of it: Eat less, lose weight.
Um, really?
Sometimes I just hate turning on the news.
ReformingGeek beat me to it. Everytime there's a bulletin on TV Joe and I look at each other and say "EAT LESS, EXERCISE MORE: NEWS AT ELEVEN"
And the lawyer with his head in the garbage can? He's the CITY LAWYER for Jeffersonville, Indiana (next door to my home) and they're keeping quiet about it.
NEWS AT ELEVEN!
I don't know Ettarose. I just don't know. Spaz said the reason he doesn't like wearing a condom is because it keeps slipping off. Was that the reason you were thinking of?
Spaceport is for real, sad to say. Been by there and after years of only a sign by the freeway "future home of..." they actually dug a hole or something. Your money, too. Probably. Incidentally, it is not too terribly far from one of the Space Shuttle's backup landing runways. Hope there isn't too much congestion.
I had more enlightenment but I think I've already used up the number of words you've allowed me.
Here's another one I just saw this morning on Yahoo News, about the train crash yesterday, where a train was sitting on the tracks stopped and another train it it from behind.
"Do train crashes point to a lapse in safety?"
There's a job for you - writing news articles for Yahoo from your study. But you are overqualified, obviously.
DouglasDyer, please let me know if it works. I'll write up the story.
Nooter, in your case You ARE news, what with your own blog besides being cute.
Sandee, I suppose you are right, but does it have to be on every channel? Maybe we do not need more news channels.
ReformingGeek, that is on every day isn't it?
Dana, that lawyer apologized so I guess everything is fine again, right?
Hi Tom, I figured you would come by after I put the spaceport in the post. I am putting this day on the calendar because you actually came by THREE times. I feel so special. (snicker, snicker) I will leave the train wreck for the real news, that is too sad for here. Sad because no one heeded the warning. Don't look for anything intelligent here, but then I am sure you don't. ;)
They're awkward and they kill the sensation.
That'll be 400K, please.
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