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When something bad happens in our lives we bemoan our fate and curse the gods for letting this happen to ME. Why me I have asked. Well I may be pounding the pavement looking for work but at least I still have a semblance of sanity. Not like this poor guy who, reminiscent of Romeo and Juliet was in love against his parents wishes. When he was told to give up the greatest love in his life he took ahem matters into his own hands and cut his penis off. He not only cut off his womb broom, he tortured the swinging brothers too. Doctors are unable to re-attach the severed love toy. Now THAT is something to be sad about.
I thought about becoming a Girl Scout leader, after all, those dollars add up. So much so that a leader in Dayton Ohio made 20K from those little girls dressed in green. Now that is a lot of cookies. Despite being newly unemployed I have refused to sit and cry over 27 year old spilled milk, instead looking hard for a new job. I do have some prospects although I may save these as last results.
This first one I figured I could pull my pony tails real tight and maybe I could pass, but what would he pay?
I think I may just look for a real job!
19 comments:
saaaay, can you send me the phone number for that turkey ad ??
mmm.... leftover turkey...
Etta!
You amaze me.
You have already found some funny. You rawk!
And...I couldn't stop snorting after "womb broom."
LMBO!
You see, there's always someone worse off than you. Good luck with your job search. Stay positive.
Skye cannot reach you, Etta. See for yourself:
(http://weeklyinjectionofchuckles.blogspot.com/2009/05/time-to-cry-little.html)
Now I wonder where you found those ads - you didn't write them yourself, did you? They are probably 100% serious, right?
(or only 99.95%?)
Good luck with that. Hope that you can find something really soon and get back to the full fledged funny business! Best sweetie!
I find these items very disturbing.
Funny, but very very twisted.
Used toilet paper?
Well, that could be a bargain.
Good luck in the job search.
Those are priceless. I love the tp one and headstone one.
Yeah, you are going to be just fine. Of course, the definition of "fine" is debatable.
You should put your blog address on your resume....it shows you have tons of talent!!! I'm wishing you much luck in finding a new job!!
Nooter, I will remember you at Thanksgiving.
Quirkyloon, I had to find it, I can't spend all my time crying right?
nonamedufus, they say there is a silver lining in every gray cloud. I am looking for the gold!
Minka, thanks for the word on Skye. I love her. Yes I think the ads are real,I found them on the internet. Kooky huh?
Don, thanks friend!
Stephanie, it is amazing how people do not proof read, and I thought bloggers were bad.
Da Old Man, used toilet paper is right. You would think they could come up with something better than that.
Mary@HolyMackeral, I thought they were so funny. I have some somewhere that I actually found in our local paper but I can't seem to locate them.
FishHawk, you are right, I will be something!
Those are freakin' hilarious. I especially liked the "10% Satisfaction Guaranteed". Nothing like setting the bar high, right?
Been looking for you in my email. Here I am, far from home and even my family isn't writing. Sad to hear of your situation THIS way.
Do you think the turkey is still available?
You lost your job? Om my..I am sorry girl. You will recover.
"Womb broom"--I've never heard that one before. I gotta remember that.
I love all the Classifieds. 10% satisfaction--I can guarantee that.
I'm more than 10% satisfied. So what do I owe you?
These are hilarious! The one about the turkey cracked me up.
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